Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
Quark and Odo start dating. Over time Odoβs ears become way better structured. Quark never shuts up about all Odo needed was some hands on experience. No one likes Quark. The end.
I admire this fandomβs dedication to producing The Worst Fucking Thing Possible at least twice a month
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This is the ideal Vorta body. You may not like it, but this is what the peak Vorta redesign looks like.
Anonymous: What about a follow up to that Star Trek piece but it's Sulu telling Spock his dad's a dilf and then Spock yeets himself out of an airlock 'cause there was no other solution...
mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin
This is exactly what i asked for and i apologise for giving you the prompt ‘Odo in a blender’ when you have not watched ds9 and do not know who Odo is.