sillystoatsnake:

Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

lacefuneral:

kalelraejepsen:

kalelraejepsen:

what is with tumblr discoursing about the power dynamics of blowjobs lately?? a penis is just a big clit, what happened to equality

similarly, clits are just compact penises. head’s head, meat’s meat. peace and love on planet earth

hyrude:

hyrude:

i understand why undersexed husbands get super into home improvement. my lover’s had an opposite work schedule to mine for 4 days and it’s got me putting joint compactor in my walls with a spackling knife

is no one going to reply “at least somebody’s getting their holes filled”? do i have to do everything myself? my god, am i the only person on this website? the only person alive? can you hear me? can you hear me? hello? i said im FILLING HOLES. IN MY WALL. WITH JOINT COMPOUND. and i am NOT DOING A GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetiepie08:

Dream: *preaches to others, including Lucifer themselves, about the virtues of hope*

Also Dream: *faces mild inconvenience*

talesoftherotarran:

Love how within roughly one season Odo and Garak’s relationship went from “I tortured you into admitting your darkest secret as my only chance at ending my exile” to “heeeey ;) there’s a security emergency ;) in my shop ;) there’s a pretty girl ;) in a pretty dress ;) unattended ;) ;) ;) ;)”  

the-haiku-bot:

notpukichosadly:

kyidyl:

Once again, I come bearing offerings from the tikky tokky. The chocolate mans is back on his bullshit.

The other day he posted a video of him learning to work with glass, so that aught to be fun. Because what he really needs is to be MORE skilled.

i stg this guys gonna become willy wonka in 5 months

i stg this

guys gonna become willy

wonka in 5 months

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oldwitchsleep:

i like hannibal lecter because he understands that men belong. in the kitchen