mimisempai:

How to check someone out in an absolutely unsubtle way by Dream of the Endless and Hob Gadling.

oneiriad:

Observation: when Dream feeds the pigeons, from the birds’ perspective a huge, black pigeon is handing out free food.

effable-as-f:

Hob and Crowley meeting in some random pub and drunkenly venting about their respective relationship issues not realizing how similar their situations actually are, and then running into each other again 100 some odd years later and them both just being like “Uhhh I can explain”

esoanem:

crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

apas-95:

apas-95:

apas-95:

m-ushroomtale:

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COME ON BIG MONEY BIG MONEY

they’re saying their goodbyes… someone prepare the crabs immediately

for once in my life i genuinely hope the queen holds on to life just a little bit longer. just a few more days. so that she can die on 9/11