shanastoryteller:

when I was very young my mother told me “they’re going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but that’s not true and you shouldn’t listen to them because we were made from god” and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went “okay, noted, anyway”

anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes “is this the we evolved from monkeys thing?”

and I’m on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!

the teacher replies, “well, we share a common ancestor, but we didn’t evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, you’ll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossils”

and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isn’t trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)

Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway

jellyfishprototype:

fuckthewounded:

psychotic-gerard:

FOUND IT HOLY SHIT THIS TOOK A HOT MINUTE.

heslittle:

kitsnicket:

Punnett squares had no business being that fun

definitelynotelimgarak:

garak will really commit a war crime just to have “wanted” written above his pictures smh🙄

professorllayton:

thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me

taikoturtle:

My Friends: have you seen this TV show?

Me: no, but thanks to tumblr,