sexhaver:

“girl, the only thing i’d change about you is your last name” but instead of a cheesy pickup line it’s a billboard ad for a divorce lawyer

tangarang:

stimman4000:

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cool so the music in this made me pee and cry

autistic-bashir:

my dad walked up to me while i was making lunch and was like ‘yknow if they had given weyoun a ball of yarn it probably would’ve distracted him long enough for the federation to win the war’ and then walked away

the-last-dillpickle:

the-last-dillpickle:

tfw ur plowing ur Cardassian bf and all of a sudden he starts barking like a goddamn velociraptor

the-last-dillpickle:

I’ve always liked to headcanon that a significant portion of the surviving Obsidian Order on Cardassia became paparazzi post war

angrywall:

beardedmrbean:

carnivoreofthesea:

manga-gamer:

dmnfox:

official-lucifers-child:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

this gave me an ungodly amount of serotonin and i have never even watched phineas and ferb

Everytime I see this I will reblog it. 

I didn’t have sound on, and I still knew

Doctor doof looks so gosh dang happy about seeing his nemesis be real