Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
- never lose track of keys\etc. (knack for finding shiny things)
in this economy? absolutely
if i had a cowgirl gf i would be drinking straight from the tap every day. to save money and for no other reasons. she could even help scramble the birdgirl’s eggs
I am sorry but sheep produce wool.
She grows the cotton. She’s very talented.
piggirl gf who eats the corpses of your victims
You just can’t get content like this anywhere else
Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.
I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid’s neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.
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So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.
Just like in the Bible.
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Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.
Obsessed with how Julian just… breaks into the Enterprise to use their medical equipment. Like, does he do that often? Every time a Starfleet ship docks at DS9, Dr Bashir, the station’s chief medical officer, goes scuttling on board clutching a dozen experiments the DS9 equipment isn’t advanced enough to let him run? How many people have run into him just using their labs unannounced? WAIT. How many times have ships had to turn around and re-dock because he got so absorbed that he failed to notice they were leaving? How far has Julian gotten from DS9 before he had to sheepishly find the captain of whatever ship he’s accidentally stowed away on and ask to be sent back to the station?
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