knightlybutch:

sharing shields and weapons with multiple romantic partners… that’s polyarmory

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octoplastic:

I appreciate the chaos of ep 1. This is pretty late but I still think it’s funny.

You can view it as a continuation of this post too lol…

Your art is always wonderful!

scissorsisters:

scissorsisters:

WHERE. Is that one leyendecker piece.

FOUND IT YES

grouper:

starfleet mandated booty shorts riker . as if anybody even cares

beyondthisdarkhouse:

I’ve been watching archeology documentaries lately and I just saw something that filled my heart with joy.

This is from the Hochdorf Chieftain’s Grave, a lavish Iron-age Celtic burial mound in Germany. The Celts there traded with and often emulated their southern neighbours, the Greeks. For example, they used lions as a decorative motif, even though most of them had probably never seen the lions of southeastern Europe in person. So there’s this big cauldron with Greek lions around the rim:

ALT

But then! Oh no! Something happened to one of the lions, and a Celtic bronzesmith had to replace it!

ALT

I can see no difference, can you?

filmnoirsbian:

Every single time a trivia show has a question that I know the answer to but none of the contestants do I’m like God if only I was there…I would win that whole game…ignoring the fact that I cannot answer the other 19 out of 20 questions

abracadaze:

meditating on the fact that manscaped is pumping this site full of its ceaseless unending ads when tumblr is 1. the #1 website where male users are least likely to have balls 2. the #1 website where users who possess balls are least likely to be men and 3. the website with the highest population percentage of users who love unshaved hairy pussy and cock and balls. people here love bush more than republicans did in the months after 9/11

kirkenovak:

Obsessed with the idea of 1389-1889 Hob being asked to be Dream’s lover, husband, partner and agreeing but also completely misunderstanding the nature of their relationship.

Hob’s been around the block a couple (hundred) times, he knows what these words mean for a man like him. Men like them. He will be a kept man, a paramour, a secret, maybe a bit more open than not, depending on his Strangers’s social circle and the power he wields, but it’s not like their relationship can be official. What a preposterous idea! Maybe they’ll be able to carve out a little space for themselves where they will be able to be as open as possible. Weirder things have happened (says the immortal to an endless)

It’s possible that The Stranger already has a wife or a female lover and he can only hope they can be civil towards one another. Hopefully The Stranger has some sort of arrangement with her, he’d hate to be a source of awkwardness or some sort of revenge plot.

I’m guessing if Dream revealed his status as a king to 1389 and 1489 Hob, Hob’s train of thought would go something like this: “men can’t get married” “Dream is a king, kings can do whatever they want” “Dream can have a gay marriage, as a treat”.

Further than that things could get a bit more complicated (also 1589 Hob was a happily married man, I think he’d reject Dream, mostly because the 13/1489 Hobs would be attracted and mesmerised by his power, wealth and mystery while 1589 would have both in abundance and he was at this point getting used to the idea of The Guy Who Made Me Immortal just being there).

1689 Hob would probably agree to literally anything Dream would want and would not consider himself worthy of being anything akin to “a lover”, more like a servant with benefits (I have so many feels about 1689 Hob and Avelera’s Giving Sanctuary is blamed for all of them) - scrub the floor, chop the wood, suck my dick, wash the dishes; do well enough and you may sleep on the kitchen floor next to the fire tonight and not in the basement.

Which brings us to the MVP of their interactions - the 1789.

Imagine, if you will, that after fighting lady Constantine and her goons, Dream openly propositions Hob and Hob agrees to go with him. Dream transports them to his ridiculously lavish bedroom (either in the dreaming or somewhere in the waking world) and Hob has a decision to make - he can either start questioning things or take things in stride, get laid, and then question things. He chooses the latter.

However, after they are finished Hob notices that their clothes are neatly folded while he knows they left them rumpled on the floor and there are refreshments available that definitely were not there before. Dream makes an offhand comment that his servants must have come in and sorted it for them while they were busy. Hob has no problem with servants watching them have sex, he’s lived long enough to have been on both sides of this, but he is uneasy with the fact that Dream’s servants had seen him being intimate with a man. With Hob. This unease only grows when Dream offhandedly mentions that they are awful gossips and probably his entire Kingdom now knows that he has a new lover. (This is how Hob finds out that Dream is a King with a kingdom and subjects) Hob is devastated, because the last thing he wanted was for Dream to be ridiculed because of him but now his entire kingdom is aware that Dream has been with a man?

Meanwhile, Dream is literally writing invitations to a 10 day feast he’s planning to throw in the honour of his Lover, Maybe A Husband One Day Who Knows.

Seriously, tho: “Be my husband” “sure! I want nothing more to be able to call you…. wait what are you doing?” “Inviting people to our wedding” “Our what?!”