Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
pair of selkie sisters one is an ethereal quiet aesthetical creature who stares out the windows when it rains and is married to a byronic male lead the other sister is a feral gremlin who makes seal noises at her husband to get his attention and is married a scrappy lil marine biologist who absolutely is down to go crab digging in the sand despite the fact that they’re in their church clothes.
btw they have a totally normal third sister who just likes to take day trips to the beach every so often. shes married to a quiet sailor they have 2.5 kids and never once has she even considered acting like her sisters. she has literally no clue whats going on with them.
gosh. byronic hero is quiet and uptight and ~ mysterious ~ and everyone is CERTAIN that he stole her coat but in reality she saw this hoity toity pale black haired blue eyed lit major and quietly left her coat on the bench he was sitting on. he brought it back to her three times before he Realized and then he brought it home with him and she was like ‘oh no….mother i have been stolen………….i must go live in a gothic castle now………………how tragic……….’ they then courted for three years before getting married.
meanwhile the feral one just climbed into the biologist’s boat like 'hey do you want to - stop screaming, its just me - do you want to get married’ and he was like YEA OK BUT WHAT THE HECK-. they were married in a month. the only reason it wasn’t a week was because no one could get ready in time.
once again normal sister did NONE of this she just went to college and let herself be dated and married.
i love how every december for like the past 7 years we’ve all been like “NEXT year is going to be Better i speak it into existence” and then by like february everybody is like “okay nevermind this year is already Worse” and yet we persist
and yet we persist
To be fair, February in the northern hemisphere is just shit. It doesn’t mean the whole year will be. It just means it’s cold and grey and we’re all very sick of winter. Just because things feel like shit in February doesn’t mean the whole year will.
[ID: A page of a play. It reads as follows, “Theseus: Stop. Give me your hand. I am your friend. / Herakles: I fear to stain your clothes with blood. / Theseus: Stain them, I don’t care.” End text.]
