ftchocoholic:

goldenheartedrose:

billiethepoet:

esterbrook:

moonblossom:

ladymac111:

onethousandhurrahs:

redscudery:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

Canteloupe.

Nature’s Miracle “Just for Cats” stain and odor remover.

Celibacy is looking like a good option here.

Gin and tonic.  SEXY

100% pure acetone. I think I lose this game forever.

Cold tea. Um.

nijimei

and I are in a pie shop and ours is fancy hot sauce. Um….

Lime juice.

Oh god.

Nasal spray for hayfever. Now that sounds awkward and ineffective.

Beer (not mine) or bubble soap. Oh hell no.