HELLO ANON I PRESENT TO YOU:
“HOW TO GET INSPIRED TO DO WORK YOU DON’T WANT TO DO WITH HELP FROM TEDDY ROOSEVELT”
BECAUSE IT’S
IMAGINE YOUR WORK IS A STUPID TREE
CHOP THAT LOSER DOWN BECAUSE IT IS IN YOUR WAY
THAT WAS FUN WASN’T IT
OF COURSE IT WAS
NOW IMAGINE YOUR WORK IS A SHADY MOUSTACHED MAN WITH GUNS
PUNCH THAT JERK IN THE FACE
GET YOU SOME FOOD YOU DESERVE IT
WHAT’S THAT
PEOPLE THINK YOU WON’T SUCCEED?
THAT’S REAL FUNNY BECAUSE YOU
YOU ARE BIGGER AND BADDER THAN ALL YOUR ASSIGNMENTS AND THOSE ASSIGNMENTS CAN GO CRY IN A CORNER BECAUSE YOU ARE LAYING ON THE
KEEP CHUGGING YOU’RE DOING GREAT
WAVING AT THE HATERS LIKE
BECAUSE YOU’RE HARD AT WORK AND THEY WISH THEY HAD THE GOLDEN FRIED WORK ETHIC THAT YOU DO
CAN YOU DO IT?
LOOK AT YOU LEARNING NEW THINGS AND SHOWING THAT MATERIAL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK UP ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE LIKE A DAMN SCHOOL AMOEBA
NOW GET UP AND GO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SAY:
YOU CAN DO IT
SO ROCK ON
TEDDY OUT
