Hey, Adam Baldwin is in this!

Having far too much fun saying “No you won’t!” every time one of them says “We’re going home.”

Oh, you do not put up the finger and say “I’m still talking.” unless you’re a gigantic dick, Captain.

Uh oh, helicopters. (On Russian television, are the Americans always evil?)

DINOBOTS! (not on the show)

I already don’t like this captain.

The US would be so fucked if Obama and Biden died and we were stuck with Boehner.

Aw Jayne’s son is dead. :(

Betting everyone on the Italian ship is dead.

Hmm This is calling out for them to be suddenly attacked by the lone survivor or something.

Shit bodies in the freezer! Creepy.

Well okay, one survivor. Not dangerous.

One of them was bound to catch the virus. That sucks. :(

If these two end up having a romance, I’m going to be pissed.

Oh and there’s a Russian mole. Of course there is.

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