WANT A SERIOUSLY FUCKING INTELLECTUAL GREEK PLAY ABOUT PEACE? SURE. HAVE SOME FUCKING LYSISTRATA, ONE OF THAT FUCKER ARISTOPHANES’ GEMS.
LYSISTRATA IS A BADASS ATHENIAN LADY WHO IS REALLY FUCKING BORED WITH THIS NASTY-ASS WAR ATHENS ARE HAVING WITH SPARTA. SO…
I did a paper on this in college. It was the best Greek play I ever read. I seem to remember at one point they throw phallic objects at each other? I’m not sure, but if you ever get the chance to read it, you really should. It’s hilarious.