imagine just trying to measure out 3.4 ounces of peanut butter WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN VISCOUS ENOUGH TO POUR

you guys do know scales exist right? you just scoop it out into a pre-weighed container..

who truly owns a kitchen scale in this economy though?

why dont you own a kitchen scale???

update: i googled it, WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY 50 FUCKING DOLLARS

That's why I don't own one.

ya'll, if you vote me for world leader i will not only:

remove reproductive organs

tie trees to cars

and make everyone live in one big house

BUT, i will also make kitchen scales free

NOT SO FAST! If you vote for me as world leader, I will grant everyone 1 pto day a year where they may call in because their pet was just too cute

(It's 1 pto day per person per year)

If you vote me you'll get none of that but I'll let you pet my cats and allow you to murder one rich person of your choice

If you let me see this cat I will drop out of the running

and if i don't

Then by default my cat is cuter

GASP LIES AND SLANDER

Prove it coward

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE USB IS

I'm trying

You trying to imply that there's a cat cuter then her? Look at this!

WE'RE HOLDING HANDS

I challenge you for kitty cute supremacy!!

FOOLS! THIS WAS A LONG CON IN ORDER TO SEE CAT PICTURES

And a very successful con at that.

have another cat picture!