theshadowrealmitself

Alien: Are you sure you have no qualms about the differences in our physiology?

Human: It’s fine, I’m a bit of a monster fucker anyways!

Alien: I believe “fucker” is the word you told me means one who copulates, but…what’s a “monster”?

Human:

Alien: What Is A Monster, Beloved

Human: *sweats nervously*