DNI if you:

• Got it from Agnes
• Got it from Jim
• Got it from Louise (we all agree)
• Got it from Harry
• Got it from Marie
• Got it from me (everybody knows!)
• Got it from Daphne
• Got it from Joan (who picked it up in County Cork, a-kissing the Blarney Stone)
• Gave it to Sheila
• Got it from Francois and Jacques (a-ha! Lucky Pierre)
• Got it from Edith (who gets it every spring)
• Got it from your Daddy (who just gives you everything)
• Gave it to Daniel (whose spaniel has it now)
• Your dentist even got it (and we're still wondering how?)
• Got it from Agnes
• Or maybe it was sue?
• Or Millie
• Or Billie
• Or Gillie
• Or Willy (IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO!)
• Got it at the club
• Or at the pub
• Or in the loo

And fair warning, before you follow, if you will be my friend, then I might (mind you, I said "might"!) give it to you!