So it’s been established that vampires can tell a person’s blood type. But can vampires determine.... like, blood alcohol count?
Just *sip* “oh you should not have been driving my dude”
@anmcrtist what’s your take on this
Vampire: *sips blood*
Vampire: *pushes you out of the seat* Move over, bitch, you’re too drunk for this shit.
Vampire designated driver
me: cruising down 505, minding my own business
also me: checks rear-view mirror to see a drunk dude in the passenger seat with nobody in the driver's seat