Ways Crowley Could Safely Enter A Church
- pogo stick
- a skateboard and a walking stick, punting himself along like he’s in Venice
- platform shoes
- piggyback from Aziraphale
- stilts
- being carried bridal-style by Aziraphale
- literally just a fucking motorcycle
other ideas:
- hopping on aligators which he had put on the floor
- swinging on lianas
- using his wings
- using real shoes made by humans instead of demonicly conjuring his clothing
Perfect! Thank you! :D ❤