ezrisdax:

tali-zorahs:

ezrisdax:

ezrisdax:

anyway, look at my cat

fun facts about my cat no one asked for:

• her name is troi. no that doesn’t make watching tng hard at all when she yells every time someone says her name.
• she is obsessed with worf and the easiest way to make her calm down is to put on the episode ‘parallels’
• she can’t get out of the stupid bath tub that she herself jumps into when she has the zoomies
• people who forgive her mischief the most but don’t even live with her: @girlonthelasttrain, @counterspelling, @malarkiness, @tali-zorahs (yes this is a call out)
• she has separation anxiety the worst I’ve ever seen
• one time I left her with my brother and she tried to pee in his cats water bowl because she hates them
• she can turn on the playstation/xbox and I have to unplug them before I go to bed. and then she spends all night tapping said box to get me to turn it on.
  
• she thinks I have the ability to control clouds as demonstrated by the fact that every time the clouds block her ability to lie in a sunbeam she yells at me
  
• she is a very grumpy old lady but also my baby and I love her even if she is a little demon (affectionate)
  

troi has never done anything wrong in her life ever (I say from hundreds of miles away)

#she has actually done many bad things but they’re funny#so she gets a pass

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