Elim, Julian, and Kelas

From an untitled smutlet that's almost complete:

“Well.” Elim surveyed the mess strewn across his body. “I ought to incarcerate the both of you for befouling the leader of the Cardassian Union.”

Kelas snorted. “Or you could just declare an impromptu national holiday.”

“That would save me the hassle of paperwork for the imprisonment and divorces.”