i think what tickles me so much about garashir isn't the "would wear vials of each other's blood" energy so much as the fact that they both seem to think they're being extremely normal about each other. julian waking sisko up at 3am like hey hey i need to borrow the car keys my boyfriend that i barely know is taking me on a road trip. no he won't tell me why. what do you mean "no???"

like bestie stop and think about how you're behaving for ONE second. same shit with garak quoting shakespeare at his dad when they're under active fire and being like YOU KNOW WHO TOLD ME THAT!!! THE TWINK DOCTOR. THE ONE WHO SHOWED UP AT YOUR HOUSE ON ARAWATH THAT ONE TIME AND CHANGED YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND TO MEATSPIN YEAH THAT'S THE ONE. WHAT??? OH YEAH I'LL PUT THE SHIELDS UP

insane. insane!!!!