dishwashing affirmations

• the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.
• if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.
• washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).
• despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.