Dear Aging Userbase of Tumblr:
I've recently found out that many of you don't know what hemorrhoids are, other than being an "old person butt problem."
Well, congratulations; you've made it. You're now old enough to deal with hemorrhoids.
President Lincoln is here to teach you about what they are and how to deal with them, because unfortunately, as the butt of many jokes, nobody ever actually takes them seriously.
So, you wake up one day, you go to the bathroom, and you find that your anus? Is bleeding.