a list of times i laughed watching hannibal where i really shouldn’t have:
- jack beating the shit out of hannibal in florence
- mozart’s lacrimosa playing when will misses his appointment with hannibal and hannibal subsequently mopes like a sad simp
- chiyoh pushing will off the train
- “This guy, he’s missing a spleen. A spleen! Who the hell gets a spleen transplant?!” solely because scott thompson’s delivery is gold
- hannibal just getting more and more visibly turned on every time will tries to kill hannibal or is violent towards him in some way
- honestly every time will and bedelia were having their little pissing contests in season 3b mostly because will is literally paying her to call him a degenerate whore
- will having his sexual awakening watching hannibal perform emergency surgery in the back of an ambulance with his hands wrist-deep in some guy
- “We are her fathers now.”
- will and hannibal straight up flirting in front of jack and alana at their own crime scenes
- hannibal’s dramatic twirl after he sees abigail’s ear in will’s sink
- hannibal randomly petting a sheep while a man crawls out of a dead horse’s body not ten feet away from him
- antony dimmond’s face when he thinks bedelia is propositioning him into a threesome with her and hannibal but she actually just forgot normal people who don’t eat other people exist
- honestly every time antony dimmond was on screen because he was just so perpetually horny and so obvious about it
- pazzi handing will the photo of young hannibal and will making that face like he’s imagining just getting railed six ways to sunday