It’s happening. I’m about to watch Our Man Bashir. I have been waiting for this moment.

- already loving that it starts with bashir making out with a woman. QUITE the fantasy huh bashir?

- why not let me stay and watch your inner fantasies to see what you like so I can definitely NOT take this into account for future interactions between us

- “oh no did your hot lady just leave? Too bad, but here I am to fulfill that role, what luck!” - garak, definitely

- she literally left because you guys were flirting so much, incredible

- Bashir, bisexual king or victim of forced heteronormativity?

- yeah we really haven’t had enough holodeck mishaps in DS9, that was like half the eps in TNG

- “I wish I could relax you, but I’m here on business,” as Kira lays back sensually and grabs a folder LMFAO good one Nerys

- god I love how horny this show is all the time

- DS9 will not stop until everyone on the station has made out with each other multiple times and I appreciate that

- Worf kissing Kira’s hand and Garak in the middle like, “what in the heterosexual hell is this”

- “bacarrat and geology are my life,” ok nerd

- man I fucking LOVE when Avery plays evil, like I love sisko but Avery is so good at playing bad just let him go apeshit please

- Julian: flirts with dax to save their asses / Garak: WHAT in the HETEROSEXUAL HELL IS THIS!!”

- garak, green with jealousy: GET A ROOM!!

- Julian: trust me! / Garak: NO YOU KEEP KISSING WOMEN IN FRONT OF ME DAMMIT FUCK YOU

- THE HOMOEROTIC HERO X VILLAIN STAND OFF OMGGGGGG

- fellas is it gay to get turned on when your crush shoots you in the neck and when you ask if he meant to kill you and he says maybe you get MORE turned on?

- crazed villain sisko: ha!! Me: 😍

- Julian: acts like Garak would to save their asses / Garak: 😍

- omfg they’re going to do this holosuite fantasy together from now on?! Wow so many opportunities to explore each other’s bodies, I mean deep-seated fantasies