I’ve thought of a Cardassian and an Andorian getting married and sleeping in the same bed, with them having the equivalent of one of those fancy mattresses that have different firmness depending on which half you’re lying on, except temperature controlled instead (heat lamps above one half, ice packs under the other, that kinda thing). I’ve thought of it for months. But today, I realise yet another brilliance in having a couple between the two species.

 The “romance/horny” colour in Cardassian culture, idr if it’s canon or fanon, is blue. Well. If there’s one thing Andorians are - it’s blue.