oh noooo you discovered a song from my secret cardassian kpop playlist 😭
i actually listening to this while sketching my ageswap au thingy and i did write a short synopsis for the au for our server, but i’ll share it here too!
garak (who goes by plain simple elim) is a 27 yr old obisian order operative and sent to ds9 to suck (pun intended) as much information out of starfleet officers as possible. he immediately gets sidetracked by the handsome older dr bashir (“no you cannot call me julian. its dr bashir.”) whos freshly divorced, a veteran of the border wars and wanted a more “peaceful” job after serving on a starship. a bajoran station in the middle of nowhere seemed like just the thing.
dr bashir, while a high ranking officer (commander) isnt rly of much interest to elims assignment, but elims been sent away bc. well. hes good at his work but… often times too unconventional to keep him that close to the order. and if elim sees a handsome man he will get information from him, no matter if its relevant to his mission or just abt his favourite sex position…
but that darn dr. bashir just wont accept his advances! sure he lets him argue abt literature (elim even “lets” him win all the time) and take him for lunch once a week but for some reason, no matter how aggressive and direct and desperate elim becomes, bashir always turns him down.
and then… when it finally works. hubris comes crashing down on elim when he learns a secret abt dr bashir he would rather not know….
tain is gonna skin him and hang his hide up in his office when he learns that elim accidentally fell for seduced a section 31 operative…
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