toastpiercer-reactivated4206969:

seen some art floating about so just wanted to exorcise my garashir ageswap concept from my mind onto this Web Site real quick… my idea is that bashir is twice-divorced and lowkey grody, first from palis, second from a mfm throuple which he was kicked out of after  the other guy knocked the woman up (i just find this maximally hilarious and pathetic). garak actually conceals the spy stuff entirely and plays him like “oh im just a simple faggot a sensitive aesthete exiled from my unforgiving homophobic homeworld because of who i dare to love~~” bashir is like wow its true, other cultures are so barbaric, good thing big strong metrosexual federation daddys here to save u, and teach you how to fuck.” garak is like wow you’re so experienced~~~ nevermind that he came in first in dick sucking class at obsidian order school. they have absolutely outrageous whirlwind lana del rey in the arcade from the ride video sex constantly and get engaged before s2, bashir has a convo w dear old mate miles from the academy and enterprise like “well maybe things are moving quickly but when you know, you know” miles is like um okay so anyway ive been married to the same person the entire time ive known u so maybe dont lecture me abt this considering that u sleep in a racecar bed. also we were thinking wed go lowkey on the presents this time cause buying you a new space cuisinart stand up mixer every time you get your balls licked is getting really expensive. at first garak is in survival mode 100% after that greencard only. BUT THEN. he falls in love ~for real. before they make it down the aisle tho the shit with the wire happens and, contra canon, when the spy stuff comes out bashir is betrayed bewildered and breaks off the engagement. he cant believe he was played for a fool by an agent of the obsidian order etc. garak is heartbroken bc he fell in love for real and also now there’s no way he’s getting that federation passport. :| they get back together after garak saves the day in civil defense and do get married. the other members of the former throuple send a lovely gift. the end.