my opinions on ds9 characters as someone who’s never watched the show:
sisko: badass captain. baseball man. love him
kira: HOT
jadzia: HOT
worf: cool guy. i know him from tng but i always hated his episodes for some reason
julian: dr twink md
garak: worst spy ever
quark: dirty capitalist. some people wanna fuck him which i don’t get but do what makes you happy
odo: goop cop. not cool.
rom: communist??
nog & jake: cute friendship
o brien: everything always seems to go wrong for him. man wakes up in the morning and everything just goes to shit