my opinions on ds9 characters as someone who’s never watched the show:

sisko: badass captain. baseball man. love him

kira: HOT

jadzia: HOT

worf: cool guy. i know him from tng but i always hated his episodes for some reason

julian: dr twink md

garak: worst spy ever

quark: dirty capitalist. some people wanna fuck him which i don’t get but do what makes you happy

odo: goop cop. not cool.

rom: communist??

nog & jake: cute friendship

o brien: everything always seems to go wrong for him. man wakes up in the morning and everything just goes to shit