Anonymous
asked: In sweden we have a highway thats extremely prone to strabge accidents and crashes that doesnt make sense, as well as wirness accounts of swedish gnomes. Its said that the road was built on gnome land, abd they are now angry and take vengence on drivers
answered:
Yeah man don’t make roads on elf houses we all know you shouldn’t do that!!
Broke: Swedish elves kill people
Woke: Poor government infrastructure regulations kill people
Bespoke: Poor government infrastructure regulation sends swedish elves into murderous frenzy
it's an elf & safety issue innit