“Attention passengers and crew of the USS Enterprise.
“Well! That was…something…wasn’t it? We’ve all had a brief bout of de-evolution, but don’t worry; it’s over now, and you should all hopefully be resuming your rightful shapes within the next few days. Division 14 has been contacted in case there are any lingering physiological anomalies, and Counselor Troi will be offering therapy to anyone who feels traum–Excuse me, I’ve just been informed that she’s still a frog. Well, if you have been traumatised, please report to Mr. Data in Sickbay for a complementary memory wipe.
“Special commendation for Nurse Ogawa for the use of her amniotic fluid in synthesising a cure, and you all have shore leave until your brain volumes return to normal. Oh! And would whoever killed and partially ate Ensign Dern please confidentially come forward? You’re not in trouble, this is just for record-keeping purposes. Picard out.”