micoafterdark:

ashestoashesjc:

sirprincessbutchtwink:

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

It thinks for a moment. 

“No,” it says finally. “I am many.”

I’ve never been more turned on. 

Finally made it. Monsterfuckers rejoice