garak: mY dEaR dOcToR, i’ve received a most unusual anonymous order in my shop! this rather mysterious customer has requested as follows: apple bottom jeans, boots WITH “the fur”, baggy sweatpants, and reeboks WITH “the straps”! i simply can’t make heads or tails of it. why, i don’t even know what a reebok is!

jake and nog: *giggling from their promenade perch*