one time i was on the bus with my boyfriend and we were both dressed very gay (i was in a pink suit, and he had on this white robe sort of thing), and some guy on the bus with us and started blasting music from a stereo. it was some punk shit, idk what, it wasn’t even good like panic! at the disco or anything. but anyways he was playing it very loud and everyone on the bus hated it, so i asked him nicely to turn it down, but then he flipped me off (he was probably a homophobe). i wasnt going to do anything else, but my boyfriend wasn’t having it, so he just stood up and pinched a pressure point in the guys neck and he passed right out! we turned his radio off, obvs, and then everyone on the bus clapped.