somethinginthestatic

booty shorts that say what do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? and why do i have to do it right now?? i just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you! i do it all for you, mulder! you know i haven’t eaten since six o’ clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn’t even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese! and now you want me to run off and do another autopsy?! on the ass