unicorn-and-bluebells:

leehallfae:

the breen not translating is the best humor decision star trek ever made because it gives you moments like

breen: Ḥ̷͍̘̋̀̒͠Ṟ̶͖̘̪͓̫̘͒̑̕͜͜ͅH̷̨̍Ŗ̷̛̟̟̹̟̫̞̤͉́̇͜͝H̸̢̾̉͊͛̐̒͠R̵̻̱̫̀̅H̸̛̗̖̬͚͚̣͑͌̉̈͜͜B̵̯̪͚̜̻͌̓̄͆́̇̋̚B̷̧̬̭̘̐̀̔̒̏̍̚ͅR̸̗̪͖͈̅̏̂̀H̶̨̖̼͔͉̑̓̑̑͌̽͂͛̊͠ͅḦ̸̺̥̬̟̗͖͍͍͙̝́̆͊̌͐́͝R̶̛̛͇͍̹̝̭̦̲͚̘̎̈̽̓Ḧ̸͍̹̖̤̪̲́̈́̿ͅR̴̛͉̪͍̊͒̉͋̔̌B̶̨̧͍̗̳͙̲̹̤̺̉͛B̶̮͖͎̣̣̝́̍̆͌́̈̅̂B̵̧̤̜̘̊̏H̵̝̜͉̘̲̲̑̈́̽̚͜͝R̸̨̡̺̬̻̭̞͓̋̅̓́̑̔̅̽Ḩ̴̺̲̞̆͂̉ͅB̶̢͔̬̝̮̼͇͖̫͊̊͋͊B̸̮̬̪̔̓͊̌̏̒̈́̕Ḅ̵̮̗̞̔͘B̶̙̻̱͕̜̣̣̥͊͜

weyoun, emphatically: i could not have said it better myself

YES AND IT’S FUCKING AWESOME EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!! LIKE FUCKEN. WORD FOR WORD THERE IS A SCEne like this

Weyoun: “Please, congratulate your troops for us! They’ve done a superb job. Don’t you agree, Damar?” :)

Damar: “Superb.”

Thot Gor (YES my non-trekkie friends his title is Thot): “D̷̡̧̨͕̫̣̳̲̪̙̳͚̤̹̙̜̼̣̻̰̮̯̗̱̦̟͖̱̻̤̰̺̝̟͒͋̄̅̓̔͒̈́̒͒̓̌̀͒̈́̾̂̕̕̕͜ǎ̵̢̢̧̡̹͍̭̜̗͖̠̳̬̱̪̊͌̌̓̉͌̀̓͑̄̑͛̎̎̔̕̚͝ͅi̴̺̗̻̟̹͉͚͙͆̈̿͝ͅj̶̡̢̢̨̼͕͉̠̯̟̫͓̼̘̦̙͈͙̞͙̲͓̬̤͈͖͖̻͍̟̱̳̠͙̗̈́͗̓̔͌̾̈́̓͘͜͜͝ͅṡ̷̨̡̢̡̛̭͎͇̼̳̝̩̝̹͙͇͎͙̭͇̩̗̟̰̘̖̘͎̗̠̱̙̣̞̖̹͇̯̙̞͂̏́̐̀͒͌͗͘n̷̨̧̛̛̦̟̭͙͈̺̬͊̀̿̉̇͑̔̍̽̓́̋̄̐̓̽͌̌̽̎̿̉̇̒̔̉̌̕͘̕͝͝ǹ̸̖͈̥̗͓̂̎̋̑͗̂̋̽̐̍̎́̓̒̒̓̐̀̑͒̕̕̚͠͝͝f̵̧̢̠̺͇̯̞̤̖͈̮̮͎̯͖͉̟̣̝͔͉͙̫̦͙̦͖͓̲̫̮͎̭̗̤̜͐̅͠ͅ.̴̢̛̛̛̮̜͓͇̯̱͇͖͎̠͖̩̤̮̞̓̄͛̾̈͛̉͑̈́͑̋̍̓̈́̍̒͘͠ ̷̡̨̧̛͕͔̲̪̲͓̠̹̥̯͇͙̝̖̯̞̮̲̜̰̠̖͇͍̰̲̩͌̾͌̓͐̿̑͑̃̓̇́̃͐̏͒̀͊̑͌̀̒̍͂̐̀̏͌̀̌̐͘̕͜͜͝͝͠͝ͅŴ̴̡̯̘̠̺͉̠̝͙̪͙͕͙͈͖̖̜̳͓̟͈̗̩͍̰̹̱̙̺̣̯͑̏̊̆̈́̐͗̄́̓̿͑̋̓́̀̾̈́̏͂͌̄͆̋̓͛̌͐̆̋̽̈́͂͛̕͘͜͠ͅͅu̸͖̺̹̥̱̙̥͖̲͎͇̙͍͙̭̲͔̅̃͑̀̃͛̐̿͂͛̀̾̒̋͌͛̈́̆̒͘͝l̴̞̠͚͎̱͉͔͓̇͌͒̈̄̈́̍̒͗̔͋͊͋̑ş̵̡͉̖͓̪̩͕̞̜̙͖̤̤̘̲̱̫̻͎͍̩̟̣̩̜̜̮̟͎̰̀̆̐́͑́̉̓̂̑͒̃̉̓͑͛̊̔̒̑͛̈́̓͂̓̐͌̏̿̐̋̌͌́́̕ͅh̴̢̦͙͙͍̺̦̹̦̥̖̩̹͓̤͖͍̼̺͙̠̣͎̭̯̹̰̖̻̰̰̀̓̏͛̍́̀̔̐̽̆̇̅̀ͅĥ̸̢̢̢̡̟̲̪̖̫̰͇̬̦̫̗̟̱̝̩̤̪̭̻͉̳̝̟̪̠͍̺̃̓̽̎̀̅̀̚͝͠͠ͅj̸̢̡̛͖̳̮̙̥̩͉̻̟̣͈̼̫̣̼̯̼͍̬̟̜̮̱̙̬̠̻̟͚̩̲̼͔͓̓̉́̂͋̌̐͛̓͋̍̏̔̈̉͆̓͛͌͐̅̊̈́͗̋͒̌̈́̈̓̎̚͘͘͜͜͠͝ņ̵̢̟͈̫͖͔̗̱͈̥̮̙͕͔̱͓̲͈̟͈͖̰͓̻̟͎͔̙̺̙͔̅̄̀͌̈́̀̓̕͜͜͠͝ͅͅd̵̢̧̛̛̛̯̜̱̟̼̹͇̞̩̟̺͇̱̤̟͖̳̙̹̤͉̙͎͚̣̱̲̱͚̘̯͐̿͑̇̊̀͐͆͆̋́͑̓̅͗̋̑͐̑͆̆͝͠ͅb̴̢̛͉͍̺̤͉̣͎̬͖̤̼̖̰͔̺̦̜͕̫̣̪̩͆͑͑͊̒͗̌̍̋̌̅̒̐̑̓̏̑͌́͋͊͂̌̃̉̾̋͗̆̕͘͜͜͝͝ͅb̷̧͓͔̹̬̼͎̖͖͎͕͓̻̳͚̰͓̲͈̌͆̂̂̽h̶̨̢̡̛̖̰̬̗̣̮͈̮̫̫̰̟̯̟̦͈̖̖̯̪͉̦̤̠̟͚̋̈̏̈́̈̀̒̊̍̇͊̃̎̈̔̿̏͋̎̾̕̕̚͜͠ͅͅ.̸̛̛͕̠̭̩͓̼̾̏̾̒̈́͐̔͂̎̏͆̃̉͊͂̔̕ ̴̢̢̛͖̙̝̘̰̖͉̼̜̩̺̫̬̦̩̘͍̪̫̦̊̐̈́̋͐́̍͆̃͊͂̎̏̅̋̌͛̽̊̋ͅ”

Damar: “Unfortunate so few of your ships survived the assault.”

Weyoun: “Leave it to you, Damar, to point out the one cloud in the sky.”

Thot Gor: “H̶̛̹̳̲̼͓̹̹̦͋̑̐̃̊̍̆̿͒̇̾̂̈́͌̾̓̓̍̅͜͝͝͝ờ̴̡̧̹͙̝͉̭̟̬̻̭̪̲͙̟̫͍̟͖̰̹̔̿́̈̅̒̓̄̃̐̒͒́͒̓̅̔̇̐̎̉̃͛̿͛͊̄̊̉̃̋͗͛̈̔̕͝n̷͖̟̺͓̼̱͔̝̟̺͙̼̬̞̫̠̓̀̉̀̌̆́̂̾͌͠ė̶̡̱̟͔͈̺̘̣̟͔̥̎͋̅̈́̔̀̌̀̀͛̑̐̿̔̓̂̈̊͌̽́̾̈́̂̓̔̈̆͛͝͝͝͠͝͝w̸̢̡̧̢̨̡̩͓̼͍̜̼̹̦̲̞͇̟͙͍̯̪̭̱̳̹͆̇̉̀͛́̃̌̃̈̏͛̒̈́̓̃͛̉̈͛̄̏̐̂̔͐̃̏͊̒̕͘͜͠͠ͅh̷̨̨̧̧̡̝̣͖̼͎̣̮̤̪̣̩͉͚̮̬͙͓͇̯͔̠́́̏̃͂̔̽̈́͛̅̅̎̎̿̄́̀̑́̔͜ě̶̡̧̧̳͇̖̤̩̲̗̦̠̲͓̬͍̟̘͔̜̹̖͖̼͓̬̤͇̱͕̪̗̤̬̭̌͗̀̈́̎͜͠͝ņ̸̡̘͖͖̪̖̜̻̣̥̲̞̦̬̲̟̾̃͌̌͘ͅb̶̩͂̅̒͂̍͗̐̾̈̿̃̓̿͗̓͌͘͘͘͝͝s̵̢̢̧̱̗̬̲̮͈̩͙̺̜̫͇͈̥̗͕̳̏͑̐͌̆͒̏͊͛̀̇͆̾͊̌̌̈́̽̇̉́̆̇͗͌͋̎̏̋̊̚͘̚̕̕͜͝ͅw̷̧̛͕̹͉̩̫͙̻̒̈͒̄̓̒̔͛͗͊̔̃̊̈́͊̈́̎̾͛̚̚͜͝ẃ̶̢̧̨̢̛̺͎̙̦͎̰̰̮̣̙͕̭̘̲̩͖̗͖͕͑̀̒̈́́̚b̷̢̡̺̘̬̬̳͔̤̘̲̣͓̥̠̻̙͍̝͖̊͗̈͂́̓̕̚ͅͅb̵̨̡̡̢̭͈͖̜̭͔͉̟̞͖͕̩̗͉̙͉̫̻̘̟̳̃͑ͅs̸̬͖̘̪͔̗̖̲̊̽͂̄̐̓̏̌́̄̀͗̀̾̔͒̅̚͘͘͝͝͝ş̷̢̨̡̡̬̥͚̞̣̗͙̭̺̖͖͔̲͚̭̟͚̤̼͕̜͍̹̹͕̟̲̥͕̺̥̘̭̑̂̉̎̍̑̓̍̈́̀̀͋̊̌̇̊̆̒̈͠h̴̨̤͖̹͔̳̹̪̱̪͈̼͌̿̈́̌̾́̒͑̍̉̀̃̆̑͑͐̈́̅̋̔͗͊͒̃̿̂͒̿̏͌͘͘͝͝͝b̴̘̳̣̱̟̙̠̘͍̐̔̀̈́̇̉̀̿͋̒͐̑r̷̡̪̠̖̣͇̙̱̱̯̻͚͉̯͍̯͉̻͇̈́̍͛̒̽̚̚͝͝b̷̢̡̛̩̮̣̗̭̞̌͗̄̔̂͗͋͋͑̄̓́͂̀͗͂͂͊̌͋̀́͘͜͝ţ̶̨̨͍̣͈̫̤̺̱͙̲͔͚̹͈͓̟̩̖̖͕̘̞̺̮͚̥̩͔̌͛͌͛̇̽̎͆̀̀͋̋͋̅̐̔̈́̒̓̄̄́́̓͝͠ą̵̨̛̛͉̥̭̻͖̱̦̮̙̤̳̻̻̼̦͈̱̗̼͐̄̀͐̌̈́͂̏̽͆̑͛͌͗̐͊̐̋̀̈͋̓̈́̀͑̈́̓̐̚͘̚͜͝͠͝ͅṋ̴̡̧̨̡̺̤̲͔͚̮͙̤̱̩̬͉̦͍̱̞͚͖̠̹̰̹̖̞̮̠͓̎́̉̀ͅá̷̢̛̝̼͔̼̝̻̠͇̫̹̤̝̖̯̫̜̗̦̣̟̝͕̞̬̲͔͔̮͊̓̒̅ͅk̸̡̧̡̢̲͍͚̲̭̼͕̼̼̥͔̰͔͎̟̦͙̹̣̫̦͉̲̝͍̻̗̱͚͚͈̰͉͆̅̽̾͑̑̄̌͆̾͂͑̐͌̐̈́͘̚͜ͅņ̷̡̢̪̦̰̟̫̣̣̲̫̯̭͔̫̰͔̙̟͍̳̲̲͚̮̟̾͜ḩ̸̧̛̛̛͖͙͖̯̼͉̥̹̲̙͈̠͈͖̟̮͇̪̟̫͚̏͐̿̽̋͑̓̄̂̇̈́̐͑̍̓̂̑͑̚͘͝͝w̸̧̝͓̱͇̍̄̾̓́͐͛̋͊͆̅̒͂̄̚͝ͅh̷̯͖̦͈͉̭̙̮̖͔̳̥̘̰͇͔̫͔̝̙̥̼̹̣̺̲̦̖̘̪͓̣̞̹̗̘̋̏̉̀̀̀͋͘͜͠͠ͅu̷̡̡̼̖͎̳̲̜̞̘̖͓͇̖̩̮̠̅̽̋̈́̑̿͑̈́̈͛̿̍̒͛̔̈́̓̏̋̓͌̈́̐̓̿̑͘͘̕̚͝͝͝͝ͅo̶̢̭̟͈̙̣̩͓̼̳̣̮̭͈̜͉̫̥̯̹̒̏̈́̌̈́̀̎͗̐̀͗̐̕͠͝.̴̨̧͈̠͖̰͓̖̲̜̱̤̪̳͓͇̼̿͆͛̏̐̇͆͛̽̑̀̀̉́̀͜͝”

Weyoun: “My thought exactly; it is a very small price for such an important victory.”

AND THAT’S JUST HOW DIALOGUE WORKS FOR LIKE A SOLID THIRD OF THE SEASON 7 B PLOTS AND ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS