From: Science Officers Headquarters (SOQH)
To: Starfleet Public Relations
Subject: What? You want WHAT?
We appreciate the notion that science is the new sexy, though we’re not sure how those things correlate. We tried to come up with material - that we also deem appropriate for publishing - that would fit your requirement of tall, dark and handsome in regards to pictures of Commander Spock.
Sincerely
SOHQ