The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.

It is a lovely day in Australia, and you are a horrible cassowary.

I love the reference, but calling a cassowary horrible is redundant. Like saying, “a feline cat” or, “a boneless slug.” It’s an inherent quality necessary to be a cassowary that cannot change.

unrestrained summer fun

hot girl summer