Guy Fieri: The challenge is to make a casserole!

Robert Irvine: *presents the judges with what looks like a fine-dining meat and potatoes dish*

Robert Irvine: Here, I've made something I call the "components of a casserole."

Judge: ...well it sure EATS like a casserole...

My Midwestern ass: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING CASSEROLE, YOU DO NOT MAKE CASSEROLE A FINE DINING DISH, IF YOU DIDN'T BAKE IT IN A CASSEROLE PAN OR USE ONE CAN OF CREAM OF CHICKEN SOUP, IT IS NOT FUCKING CASSEROLE.