tippitv:

The makers of Doritos announced yesterday they’d be coming out with quieter Doritos for women. But I already have a recipe, and these are the quietest ever.

4 ½ cups no-sodium vegetable broth
1 tsp salt
1 ¼ cups coarse cornmeal
¾ cup pepper jack cheese
¼ cup sharp cheddar
¾ cup whole milk, warm
¼ tsp onion powder
¼ tsp garlic powder
4 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons finely chopped parsley

Boil water in large pot. Add salt and slowly whisk in cornmeal. Reduce heat to low simmer, stirring frequently approx 15 minutes. Remove from heat and add other ingredients. Taste for salt and add more if necessary. Spoon into triangle shaped dishes.

It’s fucking polenta.