A rock. I have all the powers of a fucking rock.  

I can swim fast and up waterfalls.

…i’m a baby.

literally. an actual baby.

I’m a gray Jedi… I’m okay with this.

The white tree of Gondor… This could be really good, or really, really bad.

A Kodama!!

If you find me in a forest, it means that forest is healthy. Also, I can make my head do a weird clicky thing.

I’m a smol angry British street magician who curses and smokes and drinks too much and everything I do backfires on me.

…sounds pretty normal.

I have the power of SPACE. An imaginary purple-pink-orange nebula type thing. So that’s pretty cool. 

I have the volcanic powers of a geothermal power plant in Iceland.

Yep.