A rock. I have all the powers of a fucking rock.
I can swim fast and up waterfalls.
…i’m a baby.
literally. an actual baby.
I’m a gray Jedi… I’m okay with this.
The white tree of Gondor… This could be really good, or really, really bad.
A Kodama!!
If you find me in a forest, it means that forest is healthy. Also, I can make my head do a weird clicky thing.
I’m a smol angry British street magician who curses and smokes and drinks too much and everything I do backfires on me.
…sounds pretty normal.
I have the power of SPACE. An imaginary purple-pink-orange nebula type thing. So that’s pretty cool.
I have the volcanic powers of a geothermal power plant in Iceland.
Yep.
A painting of leaves?? Beautiful and impermanent. Could be worse.