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Reasons my cat is upset:

  • I went into the bathroom and closed the door, locking him out
  • I went into the bathroom and closed the door, locking him in
  • It’s three in the morning and I won’t play with him
  • He nudged my hand, so I petted him, but he didn’t want pets
  • I picked him up
  • I put him down
  • He was sitting on my lap and I moved
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