is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament
because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life
is that one merman wearing jeans
means (mermaid jeans)
A JERMAID
Merry jhristmas
The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.
Other highlights of their merchandise:
They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.
That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him
this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!
And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..
and Snickerdoodle
but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like
Laptop Liz
and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine
and then this awesome one - queen for a day
and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends
and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have