everyone: why are recidivism rates so high this is inexplicable
everyone: felons aren’t allowed in public housing
everyone: felons don’t get food stamps because people with criminal records don’t need food
everyone: let’s not hire felons. ever.
everyone: let’s require felons to have jobs as a condition of parole
everyone: what if we just… take 100% of felons’ income for their fines, parole fees, and child support
everyone: felons on parole aren’t allowed to talk to other felons. what do you mean “in this neighborhood most men have a criminal record” I don’t know I can’t read suddenly
everyone: felons can’t vote or serve on juries
everyone: never mind felons can vote but only if you pay hundreds of dollars in fees. this is not a poll tax because of reasons
everyone: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE COMMITTING CRIMES. IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE MIND CONTROL PROPERTIES OF SAGGY PANTS