Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[angry wheezing]

@only-on-tomblr @serendipity-in-motion if i have to see this, so do you 

Can someone please explain this to a British idiot?

@explainingthejoke please help

In the above map of the Unites States, someone has rearranged all the states. It’s more or less retained the shape of the country, but Americans can all see that it looks very strange and unnatural.