yellowcakeuranium:

dashiestdawg:

Let’s say you don’t have a car but need one to get around. So one day your boyfriend says he’s going to buy you one and gets you a 2004 Honda Civic. It’s not the BEST car out there but you now have a car. You can get around, live a more normal life and sure it costs money to repair it but that comes with the territory. 

After a few years you and your boyfriend break up. 

Your new boyfriend HATES everything that has to do with your ex, including your 2004 Honda Civic. He promises that he’s going to get you something better, the best, everyone will love it. It’s going to improve your life so much more than that 2004 Honda Civic. You push back and say, I like my Civic, it works, it’s saved you so many times. You’re good with it.

But he just won’t let it go because every time he looks at it, it reminds him of your ex. 

He finally gets rid of your car and replaces it with a unicycle with a popped tire. 

That’s Trumpcare

Holy fucking shit this is BRILLIANT!!!