• me in the middle of a sword fight: oh fuck hold on there's this.. godawful smudge on the one of my lenses and it's really bothering me. can i like. take care of that. it's so bad. i don't even know how it happened
  • my opponent, immediately lowering their weapon: yeah sure of course. glasses, man
  • me, cleaning mine w/ my shirt: haha yeah.. can't live w/ 'em
  • my opponent and me in unison: can't live w/o 'em