• jake from statefarm

• it’s not car insurance, it’s all state
  
• “mayhem is coming”
  
• “nothing could replace brad”
  
• kahoot

• BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
• thanks obama
• idk my bff jill
• kids who take kickball way to seriously

• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
  
• target [t-are-j-ey]
• texas
• 1-800-steamer
• threatening to move to Canada

•Shirley temple DVD set
•IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLER!!

• making fun of east coast/south when they can’t handle snow

• its a pillow its a pet its a piLLOW PET

• CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW
  

• 800-588-2300 empire (today)
• really annoying geico commercials

• ch-ch-ch-ch-chia!
  
• California’s drought
• now YOU have a friend in the diamond business-Shane Co.

• Call now for the Midnight Fire Collection
• SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNINGS ARE MADE IN AMERICA
• Everything about that Tony Chopper commercial thing

• It’s my money and I want it NOW
• The Generals insurance

Education connection

hi, i’m sarah mclachlan.. *in the aaarms of the aaaangels*

save money, live better, Wal-Mart

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

iT’S “LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS”

are you tired of this happening to you?
THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

“Is it suede?”
“Its suede.”
“I love suede.”

that Health Hotline knee brace ad that has a black and white version but its the same voice acting for each

“Maybe you need a knee brace, too, Ellie. catch me if you can, kiddo!”

whenever there are cows and everyone in the car stops what they’re doing nd just says “cows”