cheddar biscuit is going to be so proud when i tell her how many notes her pictures have

Wait.  Wait…

Her name is Cheddar Biscuit????

That is so perfect.  I might have to lie down for a week.

every day when my dad comes home from work he feeds her pieces of ham. incidentally, she has a weird squeaky gravelly little meow, so it kind of sounds like she’s shouting “ham?! ham?!” whenever he comes home she runs to the door and shouts “haaaaaam?!” and it’s the best thing